Score Guidelines!

So basically, I just want to have a post that I can link to that will give people an idea of how the review scores work around here. Here we go:

•  1-10: SO FUCKING BAD! LIKE EYE EXPLODINGLY BAD! Don't do it to yourself. Even if you enjoy pain. Some things just aren't worth the trouble.
• 11-20: Pretty damn terrible. I wouldn't suggest it for any reason.
• 21-30: A bad game. Not my cup of tea, but I'll forgive those who chose to enjoy it. Myself included.
• 31-40: An O.K game. While not a worthwhile pursuit, the game contains enough merits that should someone choose to defend it, it's at least mildly understandable.
• 41-50: A decent game. It's nothing worth raving about, but it's worth at least an hour, or a quick playthrough on a rainy day.
• 51-60: A good game. A game that's happily nestled in average territory, I wouldn't tell someone NOT to get a game that ranks here. Hell, I might recommend it, simply because it definitely isn't bad.
• 61-70: A damn good game. While not a masterpiece, a damn good game is something I'd recommend. It has enough merits to stand at least a head above the average.
• 71-80: A great damn game. This is a game worth suggesting to just about anyone, a solid combination of story, gameplay, graphical presentation, and sound work.
• 81-90: An excellent game, one worth having praise sung about it. Games that have the qualities of a great dame game, but have something that shine about them that puts them above the others will rank here.
• 91-99: A positively marvelous game. An awe inspiring, breath taking work of art that sucks you in and doesn't let go.
• 100: The Perfect Game: All of my reviews will be pursuit of this... An act of god... Or better yet, all of the gods from all religions. A creation of active impossibility, dividing by zero and producing, hands down, a game that firmly belongs in the halls of the gods of gaming, passed down to our mortal eyes for enjoyment solely so said gods can be amused by our ravenous mind explosions as we experience game nirvana. AKA, Not gonna happen.

So yeah. That's that.